Curious to find other goldfish books on the Internet, I recently came across some wacky and intriguing titles in a variety of genres:
- The Day I Swapped My Dad for Two Goldfish
- Do Goldfish Gallop?
- Molly the Goldfish Fairy
- Memoirs of a Goldfish
- How to Bury a Goldfish: and other ceremonies and celebrations for everyday life
- Punky Dunk and the Goldfish
- Goldie the Goldfish (some people have called my character “Goldie” by mistake)
- My Cat Is In Love With the Goldfish
- The Two-Thousand Pound Goldfish
- The Giant Goldfish Robbery
- Why Goldfish Never Die and so on.
My favourite was the title How to Train Goldfish Using Dolphin Training Techniques by C. Scott Johnson. Gracie doesn’t need such education — after all, she can fly.Ā In Hollywood, they use wranglers (trainers/handlers) for every creature from horses to maggots, so maybe they even have them for goldfish. I’d love to meet one. Can’t imagine a real goldfish twirling a ball on its nose, can you?